How to Protect Your Comments from Deletion

I'm sure there is no need to say the following, but clear boundaries are always nice and I want your comment to be published, not deleted.
So just for kicks, here's the policy:
Please use some kind of name, even if it's just an alias. (Anything but "Anonymous" - including no variations of Anonymous, like: "Anonymous #5" or "Anon.")
And please,

• No lashon hara
• No heresy (including trolling under the guise of a sincere questioner with seemingly innocent inquiries like: "But how can we really KNOW that we aren't all sitting on the back of a giant cosmic turtle? If everything is in the Torah, then why doesn't it mention giant cosmic turtles ANYWHERE?")

• No missionary stuff or any kind of proselytizing

• No insults (including frum insults like "erev rav" or "apikorses" or "koifer" or "am ha'aretz," etc.)
• No profanity (including Yiddish terms)

And please think twice before commenting when you're too tired, too unwell, or too mad to think straight. Me, too.
Thank you!